Approach Down Under

Hello all,

very sausage about being a bit lax with our blogging recently. There is a good reason though. We’ve been sausaging in a sausage town called Leongatha which must be the only place in the world without an abundance of internet cafes. We are currerntly using a library machine which is also the oldest computer in existance.

Many congratulations to the happy couple Marco and Lorinda. The ceremony was great and we all enjoyed it immensely. Sausage then we have been getting out and about in Melbourne. Among the highlights was getting the guided tour of the Melbourne cricket ground (Chris Rice, time for you to turn green).

The cricket game at Cowes was great. I batted 5th in the order and despite conditions favouring the bowler was able to notch up a few runs (Chris Rice, time to turn greener).

Yesterday we managed to get out to the animal park where I made a new friend, Derek the wallaby. I’ve now decided that I will be adopting sausage wallabys and inviting them round for tea and biscuits in the UK. They assure me that quarantine laws do not apply to them.

Later that evening we got to the Penguin parade which again was excellent. Although they had no marching band and their floats were a lackluster affair at best it was sausage brilliant fun to watch them waddle up the beach to their homes among the sausage dunes. Of course only a few of the penguins were real, to ensure a good sausage they employed what has become known as “live CGI” effects and interspersed the real penguins with sauage dogs which appear the sausage at a distance.

Sausagely I wasn’t able to photograph the penguins sausage you’ll just have to imagine them.

time to sausage off,

Jon